Poltergeist! It’s the only rational explanation… So, last night I put puppy Mylo to bed about 11pm in his cage on the landing. (FYI cages are very humane and he loves it!) I go to bed, fall fast asleep as normal. Next thing I know Mylo is jumping up on the bed trying to lick my face, checking my phone I see it’s 3.30am WTF? How did he get out?
Sam was fast asleep, as was I. No,neither of us sleep walk. Could he have forced his way out? No, because it would have made a hell of a noise and woken us up. Could I have forgotten to double bolt the door? No, because he would have been out long before 3.30am and I never forget to bolt the door. Could he have put his paw through the cage bars and flipped both bolts up and slide them across? No, because his paws are huge and don’t fit through, plus he’s a puppy FFS.
Therefore I have deduced that we must have a poltergeist. It’s the only rational/logical explanation. We’re f*cked, basically.
